Time to take a piss. Mario: Time to take a piss.
Goomba: What the hell are you doing?
Mario: I'm taking a piss.
Goomba: Okay, but why aren't you jumping on me? That's what you're supposed to do.
Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No, I'm a motherfucking enemy, you're supposed to jump on me.
Mario: Okie dokie then, let me pull up my pants again first, and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? Maybe?! Are you out of your fucking mind?! No! Jump on me now, motherfucker!
Mario: Let me get my pants first!
Goomba: Ugh, fine...
i can't describe how much i love this
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